Hola! Andy checking in. >:3
Hell fucking yeah. >u>

Very true.

Very true.

weareexpensive:

#truth #freak #scorpio

weareexpensive:

#truth #freak #scorpio

i-need-a-towel:

A romantic love -Tumblr comic

(Source: sweetheartsuicune)

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
magpielinguistics:

purpbanga:

Maaaaannnnnnn this.

Word

magpielinguistics:

purpbanga:

Maaaaannnnnnn this.

Word

(Source: imjust-a-girl)

kawii2pookiid:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

all of this is just perfect

(Source: deanwincherter)

(Source: infelice)

Things that will make a Scorpio hate you very quickly:

lolscorpio:

  • Interrupting them mid-story
  • Telling them they “have a lot of anger” 
  • Intruding into their space without permission
  • Shade-throwing
  • Talking to them beneath their level
  • Calling them out in public
  • Taking their seat. (If it’s something they’ve claimed as theirs, it’s dangerous to touch it without permission)
  • Gossiping
  • Giving advice when they did not ask for it